White is the new Gold

Being a well traveled man affords you times and lessons that are unavailable those who choose not to roam the world. And if you are blessed with decent looks and caucasion skin, the world is your sexual buffet.  For example, last night at the bar my friend, who we will call FRESHPIECE # 1, walks up to a middle aged argentine hottie who cannot speak a word of english. Freshpiece could not speak spanish, and somehow they had a unilingual connection that led to  vicious makeout session and a public handjob infront of 300 people. Now i know what your thinking, " The girl was a whore, they were drunk, and thats what people do,". But here is something is to say about the well traveled american bravado. How, in the past three weeks, did three semi good looking americans with acumilative spainish vocablary, that would struggle to get guacamole, peel four spanish woman, ravage every hole possible, and light one of the biggest city on fire? There are two possible answers that led to this outcome. One , being white and american is still the thing to be.........or no matter where you are in the world, we all look at the same moon, and the moon is looking back at a world filled with superficial whores!