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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, October 4, 2009

AWKWARD IN BED

You know those girls that are just really awkward in bed?

cuz I do

I fucked one last night.

It didn't end well.

You get what you pay for...

She was free.

How I Should've salvaged it - 'face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck'

What I did wrong - my drunk ass made her ride me

How I made up for it - I came on her face and made her feel really awkward

How I could've sweetened the deal and made it even funnier - put a finger in her ass and make her say 'what are you doing?'