About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Complexion Lesson

There are so many of you girls out there that are so good from far away but so far away from good.
Your T is good, Your A is good, Your F looks like there was a FF on it and you tried to put it out with a SD (your face looks like there was a forest fire on it and you tried to put it out with a screwdriver)
Get some proactive, some neutrogena, or better yet a heat gun to melt those puss-ey craters off your moonface.

Jizz is good for your skin so just get bukkakked and call me in a week.