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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Monday, March 17, 2008

Random Thoughts

What percentage of housekeepers do anal?

I wonder if herpes-dick or wartty-dick feel better for a girl than clean-dick, cuz its like those dotted and ribbed-for-her-pleasure condoms except that you feel the real thing, I mean granted you're getting infected with nastiness, but on the plus side it probly adds to the pleasure level in the heat of the moment.

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