About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Dates is Wack

seriously... they're whack
Especially long distance, get over your fucking girlfriend, you're not marrying her and if you do you're a fag, and she's swallowing another dudes love-sauce as we're writing this, plus that HPV he gave her is gunna make her die from cervical cancer before your kids grow up so you're raising your emo faggot son on your own, good luck asshole.  And tuition's a bitch too that $.75 to your dollar she would have made before she died from bitch-disease would've helped at least a little, so off to public school for your gay son where he's gunna get beat up for sucking.

Moral of the story:

Fuck her three times, throw her the peace sign.

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