Yes... they are. This is the most serious and sincere post this site will ever have; believe it or not I actually came up with the perfect STD prevention, keeps you hard and your main squeeze in the mood. This is not for one night stands and should be attempted relatively sober, as it only needs to happen once, cuz everyone knows that only poor people have sex sober. K, here it goes guys and gals, but this is to you guys:
After you have been bangin yo bitch a few times, and are really starting to get over the whole rubber cock-desensitizer thing, look her in the eyes right before you're about to launch your Meat Missile into Poondanistan and say "Do you trust me enough to stop using these things?"
She will either say "Ya beat my guts raw!" or "I'm not comfortable yet can we please keep using them."
The former meaning of course... "I'm clean, sans HPV, but who cares."
The latter meaning either "I have Super-AIDS, yes the airborne kind." or "I don't want to risk it with your scummy ass."
Because the latter answer is ambiguous, you assume she doesn't trust you yet and you remain hard, she remains in the mood because she trusts you.
Best line ever, therefore you are good 2 go my comrade, happy strokin.
p.s. we know the cure to AIDS: 6 Packets of Emergen-C and 2 Bottles of Jack
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