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Friday, March 28, 2008

Don't Miss Out on Pussy Cuz of the Name Game

If you're talking to/making out with/or getting a suckjob from some bitch and she looks you in the eye and pulls the "do you even know my name?" card, don't freak out and miss out on beating those guts up, here's what you do:

If you are around other people that know her, give her a hug and mouth to someone across the room "what's this cunt's name?"

If someone who doesn't know her is around, introduce them and you will get her name.

If you're alone and you're afraid she'll ask that looming question, you have 2 options:
-How do you spell your name?
-Do you have a nickname?
To which she says yes, and tells you, then you call her by that, if she says no, you say "then what do your friends call you?"

Then you're in there like swim-wear, unless your game sucks which it probably does.

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