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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Going Green

Latex is one of the most harmful pollutants known to man, and takes over a bajillion years to bio-degrade. HOW DARE YOU RAVAGE OUR DELICATE ECO-SYSTEM WITH YOUR CONTINUED USE OF CONDOMS... IT'S JUST PLAIN IRRESPONSIBLE.

Join the fight to save our environment.

What if she gets pregnant?
Thanks for asking, this brings us to another valuable going green motto...

GO GREEN...EAT YOUR BABIES

you can also make a necklace out of their baby bones, it's what the native americans would have wanted if they were still with us today.
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