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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Saturday, May 17, 2008

WOULD YOU OR WOULD YOU NOT FUCK THAT




Ok so ive been pondering this queery for quite some time now. Would i protrude dakota fannings slime tunnel with my buff cock. Some people find her cute and innocent, others find her to be a great actress, I however find her to have one sole purpose on this planet. That sole purpose is to be the ugliest fucking cunt slut in the entire world, cuz hey theres gotta be one. Lets start with her stupid shit face. It looks like her mom hired a MACK truck to be her orthodontist and if the "hey i just ran full speed into a wall" look is what they are going for, then they accomplished this goal. Lets move on to her shitty underdevloped body. Some would say "but hey! shes only 15" or however old that piece of shit is. Well i would say in reponse to that, "explain why thats a fucking excuse to have those shitty mesquito bite tits and what im sure to be a beef drapped cunt." I love 15 year olds, there one of the few things that give me peace of mind and serenity in this world, however this 15 year old can die a slow death cuz i would love nothing more then to douse her in fuel and burn her while jerking my dick. Writing this while looking at the horrific image is really starting to piss me off, so ill end on the note that if i were locked in a room with dakota fanning I would use barbed wire for a condom (one of the few occasions condoms are condoned) and i would fuck her in the eye. Goodnight and god bless.

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