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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Birth Control.

Just take the pill and get the weird fuckin horse-shoe shit outta ur pussy, its freakin me out.

My boy was fuckin this bitch and pulled his cock out and there was a plastic puss-slime covered horse shoe on his junk...WTF??? is takin a pill and makin ur titties bigger that hard of a task?

You think God doesn't condone abortions, yet you'd put a horse-shoe in your axewound? awkward

---at least get the patch if ur lazy, i'd rather think ur quitting smoking than putting weird chemical rings in ur snatch.

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