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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Variety

Every guy and every girl knows that we men like variety. Now this doesn't just mean fucking different girls every night except for the fact that it actually really does; but it also means that if you wanna get fucked up to four nights a week and thus achieve "Main Squeeze" status you must change it up.

This means changing up the pussy-doo sometimes we like landing strips for aesthetics and bare puss for feel. So don't do one or the other switch it up.

Change your hair color (to blond).

Get Bigger Tits, then shrink 'em again then get 'em bigger again.

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