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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Don't Hook Up With Her If...

She's got an Adam's apple.

Her pussy smells like she's been douching with oysters.

You can't fit your arms all the way around her and touch finger tips.

She's poor.

She's got meth scars. (those two actually go hand in hand - if you're poor you got meth scars and if you got meth scars you're poor).

Her breath smells worse than her seafood left in the sun pussy.

She has really evil eyes.

She has a bad ass snaggle tooth.

If that shit on her lip, got some shit on its lip

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

put that video back up of that retarded bitch singing mary j blige... that shit was hilarious