About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

SHEBONICS

First I gotta give a shout out to Big L, rest in peace/
Now if you got HPV you got the bitch disease/
If you got lopsided pig tits then you need a lift/
If you bang a skinny girl you're on the graveyard shift/
Ya pussy-doo is how ya shave ya pubes/
Wack guys are referred to as herbs and nubes/
Gettin loose is the only way that we get down/
Degradin girls while rockin masks and hats is the clown/
Good to go means the schemes a success/
A clinger is a female pest/
Poopdick legit means you fucked her colon/
If something's free 99 that means that its stolen/
No emo means no drama/
If ya period lasts only 2 days its a comma/

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