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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Saturday, May 17, 2008

BITCH LAW



GIRLS ARE OFFICIALLY NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE WORD "DUDE." ITS WILDLY UNATTRACTIVE AND MAKES ME GROW A BONER INVERSELY INTO MY BODY. YOUR NOT A SURFER AND IT DOESNT MAKE YOU SOUND COOL, IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE SMELLY PIECE OF FISH CUNT YOU PROBABLY ARE. PLEASE STOP. THANKS. BITCH.

and if you refuse may your shitty sounding use of dumb surfer vernacular conclude in your arm winding up like that bitches in the picture... have fun flicking your bean without your dominant hand... dude
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