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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Monday, July 21, 2008

Are You Not Entertained?!?!?

When performing the risky roman helmet, it is absolutely imperative that you mutter out Gladiator, 300, and Troy quotes, such as "Are you not entertained?" "Tonight we die in Hell!" and "That's why no one will remember your name!"

Roman Helmet:
While she is passed out (or awake), gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of her nose in parallel fashion

ill try to get you guys a picture tonight, gotta remember to take my camera out

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