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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I'm Over M.I.L.F.'s

Older women are great in theory, but creepy in practice. While it is definitely true that a woman's sexual peak is in her 30's and a man's is around 18-20, this does not mean that one should try to capitalize on this anomaly. There is a reason that 50 year old guys go for 22yr old women and not 37yr olds. 22yr old women havent had time to go bat shit nuts yet. They don't get creepily overly obsessive and desperate about their biological clocks, they don't have saggy titties and floppy steak sheets hanging out of their fuck holes. Older women should be treated as a onetime novelty and nothing more. Spare yourself of the nauseating pussy flapjack eating at 10am, fuck girls under 34 for life.

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