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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, August 7, 2008

I Never Cheated On You

No really I never cheated, you see it's not really cheating if...

You don't cum.

The girl is a race you've never fucked before.

She never finds out.

You used a condom.

You jerk it onto a sleeping girl.

She swallows the evidence.

You double tapped, therefore cancelling it out.

You last less then 30 seconds.

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