About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Deep South


There's just something about these women I don't understand. Apparently there's a new fashion cooking up in the steaming hot pussies down here. Toothless women aren't good looking, but insist on wearing clothing suitable only for the fuckable. You should be dressing in pirate's attire, not one of your many daughters' mini skirts and hannah montana t's. What's really mind boggling is the dude your with doesn't seem to mind. Hopefully your pussy's as tight as that fleshy hole in your face where your teeth used to be...Let's get real though...it's probably like throwing hot dogs down a hallway after your sextuplets..and you're not even mormon! Get dentures.

No comments: