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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

How They Wake Up

Imagine for a minute that last night you and your boys ran train and clowned on some hoes, straight up mutted em out, maybe got it on video, maybe you came on your hand and rubbed it in their hair... now if you're us you don't have to imagine, but for the moment just imagine.  Now I want you to think about how we wake up and how they wake up.  They wake up feeling violated, used, low self-esteem, the works. We wake up refreshed, energized, confident, happy, content, laughing all the way into the night, repeating quotes from the night like "spread em bitch spread em" or "take me out of balls city" watching the video, putting shit in slow-motion, cheering, and hi-fiving. Good clown sesh boys, wash, rinse, repeat.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dead bodies can have low self esteem?