About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Rules of the Train

1. You must be hard, no rollin up to a train with your accordion smush-cock.
2. The only acceptable male contact are high fives, pounds, eiffel towers, and leaning towers of pisa; there is to be no crossing of swords and no sneaky fingers, cuz that would be gay.
3. No bogarting (puppy guarding) the mouth.
4. If the girl doesn't cum after at least 2 dicks, you don't know how to fuck.
5. First person on the train has to make her comfortable and make her want it, so the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th don't have to do anything but whip it out.
6. Flawless playlist on at all times, can't have any cheesy rap like "back that ass up "or village people to ruin your boner and make it awkward.
7. Sunglasses and crazy hats must be worn at all times. (these guys below fucked up)

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