2. The only acceptable male contact are high fives, pounds, eiffel towers, and leaning towers of pisa; there is to be no crossing of swords and no sneaky fingers, cuz that would be gay.
3. No bogarting (puppy guarding) the mouth.
4. If the girl doesn't cum after at least 2 dicks, you don't know how to fuck.
5. First person on the train has to make her comfortable and make her want it, so the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th don't have to do anything but whip it out.
6. Flawless playlist on at all times, can't have any cheesy rap like "back that ass up "or village people to ruin your boner and make it awkward.
7. Sunglasses and crazy hats must be worn at all times. (these guys below fucked up)
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