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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Never Say "Heads Up"

Do not under any circumstances save a girl from a flying ball... ever.  If she is hot, let the ball hit her in the nose and make her bleed, then blame it on your friend, console her, bang her... rinse wash repeat.  If she is ugly, let the ball hit her, laugh, then get all your friends to laugh, then scream at her for getting ugly people blood on your ball
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