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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Friday, April 18, 2008

It's Not Rape If...

The girl is wearing funny clothing, if you leave your house dressed like a pirate hooker, you will be treated like one.

She's sleeping.

It's just "hot dogging" (rubbing your cock through her buns til you cum).

She doesn't remember.

You jerk it on to a bitch.

You use her tears as lube.

She secretly wants it.

She has no legs.

You make her cum somehow.

You put her panties to the side and leave the rest of her clothes on.

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