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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Just The Tip... cuz bitches are retarded


Listen Dummy, I said let's fuck, and I was gunna put on a condom, but nooooooo you wouldn't fuck, so I tried a different approach, "how bout just the tip" (you dumb bitch thats the only part that counts anyway) so I stuck the tip in no rubber, and now you probably have something, god you are a fucking idiot, kill yourself, or just wait for my HPV to kill you slowly but surely.

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