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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Friday, April 18, 2008

How to Sober Up in a Dire Situation

If you really need to sober up and it's a life or death situation... flip your car, nothing sobers you up like a good car flipping, I got so sober after flipping car the cops didn't even think I was drunk.

...or just do a bunch of coke, thats probly easier.

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