Start by picking up girls from passover dinner... yes passover dinner at the rabbi's. This is prime time fine real estate for finding those jewish dick suckers who are down to treat passover like thanksgiving... thats right extra stuffing.
(I'm still on LSD so it's hard for me type, plus im high cause its 420, and i haven't been sober in 4 days) Back to dick sucking cum receptacles: Her pussy stank like gefilta fish so I had to fuck her in the shower.
Pay close attention, to an insightful lesson on how to run a proper Shower-Suck-n-Fuck. After putting my moderately expensive WaterPik shower head on pussy pulse mode, I placed it between my legs, spraying the girls twat, intern giving the girl pleasure out of sucking your blood sausage.
After getting my nut on. I walk out of my other bathroom door... I have two... you're poor cause you only have one; to find my friend dressed like a psychedelic Wheres Waldo fucking the shit out of some girl, while the clowned on hoe says: "i needed this i needed this" and I'm screaming: "finish her! finish her!" He is fucking unnecessarily hard in order to exude his male bravado upon me, though I am unfazed, because his girl is a two. Before long he has cum... in his hand? Why did he cum in his hand? that was stupid. That violates one of the key rules of clowning: Spilling the seed... somewhere else besides her eyes, nose, neck. But wait.. he is an experienced clown. This fine puss predator covertly moves into attack formation, complementing the bitch on her hair, he then begins rubbing the girls hair and face, coating it with an uneven layer of viscous cock sauce. Almost instantly she notices, but is too late. She has been clowned on by none other than the ClamBurglar, the master thief of what every self respecting girl prides herself on... her dignity. Say bye to that one for a long time bitch.
go next door friend has pissed himself on the couch then after he leaves i am held down against my will by two massive twins shoving hawaiin lsd down my mouth while im soaking up my other friends urine with my white linen button down... urine which might i addd is so polluted with drugs it probably fucked me up worse than the acid, come back to my house and a man who has never taken acid is getting his dick sucked by some girl and demands a hit of acid. cut to right now my friend walks in with shirt that says We cant stop here its bat country, cut to bed wetter coming in saying raise your hand if you pissed yourself instead of getting laid. cut back to waldo holding his slimey baby ooze and rubbing in the girls face who had just gotten herself double dose of serious stuffing. cut to my earning his new nickname 'THE PUSSBUGLAR' "you know when you get robbed, thats kinda whata girl feels like after she's done fuckin the pussy buglar". Bed wetter: "yo i got 2 grams of molly" pussbuglar: "lets do it" bedwetter: "no shit, i didnt know the pussbuglar was retarded". If your form of clowing on a hoe is involving with you music " Glass in his foot is standard HE BLEW TWO LINES OF KEEF, 2 lines of pure concentrated keef he paid for it two Keefer Southerland: Yo i couldnt talk to that girl i was all congested from the keef. Moderation... what is modertation? just cause your fucking nose is available doesnt mean you have to snort everything. "what...? fuck you".
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