About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, April 17, 2008

How Dumb is your Cum?

Well that's your fuckin problem, mine is smart as shit, I fuck mad puss raw w/o B.C. and at least my spermites know how to turn around once they reach the egg of a whore, cuz they encounter so many different species of dead sperm, they're like fuck that and they swim back into my balls, so I don't have to wait at all for round 2 and I never make stupid cum dumpsters pregnant, get your sperm to read a book dumb muthafucka.

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