About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Monday, April 7, 2008

Cum Dumping

Don't waste your seed with some anti-climactic  cum shot. Be a pioneer. Cum on the girl where no other man has cum before. By this I mean literally tell a girl that you own the hotel she is staying in. Then while the superficial, money hungry, slutbag is tonguing your asshole searching for gold,  explode your ball temperature jizz missiles into her nose and eye as you sit on her face. 

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