Well it sounds to me like you're shit outta luck...
unless that is... you know about the island...
The Island: Technically speaking the island is consisted of your balls (the island) floating on top of the water and your dick (the tree on the island) hard as a diamond protruding from your ballsack as to create the illusion that your dick is in fact the sole tree growing from the sand on some remote desert island. Congratulations, your dick catches the fish out of water and your lubrication problems are solved as the rest of your body stays warm. (your dick should be warm too unless you're out witchfucking or slammin a bitch with an icebox)
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