Pondering lesbianism has plagued my mind for years. Theres only one thing ur supposed to stick in that fucking hole of yours. I mean come the fuck on. I know theyve got those outrageous doodads that spin, whistle, vibrate, shock, and apparently make the pussy go apeshit. I think these girls need to wise up and just go with the meatstick.
Roomate #1's broke ass broke our broke ass staple gun. Therefore I required his presence on a nice little latenight walmart run. While purchasing pig's feet to feed to my other ogre roommate, I happen upon a full flavored goth hottie who I'd love to teach a lesson. Naturally my game is tight and her cooking skills must be impecable b/c she suggests a flawless method to disguising the swine and make it appear appetizing. I cant stop looking at her pretty teeth and get her didges. soon after long story short she lets me know shes homo
My new life goal is to bury my cock into as many homo hatchet wounds and convert the wrong to the right. I'l call her in a few days and make her see the bright side to being a normal human.
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