I'm So Over Kissing

Let's face it, making out is about the most emo thing one can do besides crying, cutting ones' self, playing acoustic guitar, or getting a lip ring and wearing eye-liner.

Kissing in public is especially bad, everyone stares at you and you can get mono from it.

Just go straight to the A.

If you wanna avoid kissing some fattie you just want head from (you know they give the best head cuz they think it's a feeding tube and they want the cream filling), all you gotta do is say, sorry I can't I'll lose my concentration.

They understand. They're Fat.