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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

FLAG DAY

Get ready muthafuckas June 14th is approaching. FLAG DAY is the biggest holiday ever, regular Flag Day is bigger than the fuckin Tricentennial will be in 68 years!

FLAG DAY = St. Paddy's Day(Christmas x Hannukah/Kwanzaa)+Your Birthday^ Chinese New Year x 6

So start savin up, you must spend at least $150 and buy the most retarded shit. It is a rule that you must orgasm four times and throw up black bile.

Are you FUCKIN AMPED YET??????

well if ur not get an aids test

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