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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Saturday, May 17, 2008

THANK'S BLUE BALLS


I don't know who created the term 'Blue Balls', probably Benjamin Franklin because he was the best inventor ever.

For some magical reason this two word combination can make even the cockteasiest of bitches say, "well i guess I have to suck your cock". When used correctly it is the 'Open Sesame' of 'Peelin Pussy'.

I really don't even think blue balls exist. If you've gotten blue balls your probably a faggot. For many reasons.
1. You didn't get the girl to suck your dick by telling her you'd get terrible blue balls unless she did.
2. You didn't jerk off on her when she fell asleep.
3. You stopped jerking off just cause your mom came in the room.
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