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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

When to Surrender

If you are in college it is implied that you fuck on the first night.

Those that don't are usually given a second chance, but if by the third time you haven't at least been jerked to the point of eruption somewhere other than inside of your own pants... you must SURRENDER THE PUSS to some other poor bastard.

Make out 3 times? throw her the peace sign.

Some of you may be saying "what if she's a date rape victim and it's hard for her?"

Well that's probly why she got fuckin date raped in the first place.

no intercourse, no remorse.

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