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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

You're not a real man unless...

You've parted the red sea like moses (fucked a girl on her period).


You've fit three fingers in successfully and tried for a fourth and the girl said "what the fuck are you doing?"

You've paid for a rub n' tug.

You've eiffel towered or leaning tower of piza'd.

You've butterscotched your friends.

You've made a girl suck her own pussy juice cocktail off your fingers.

You've double tapped

You've double tapped: fucking the first girl in the ass, and getting head from the second; ergo going ass to mouth.

You've performed the Jersey Meathook, while saying in Scorpion Voice: "GET OVER HERE!!!"

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