If the girl really wants you to fuck her raw, don't.
If you're feeling extra emo, wear one, cuz condoms are emo.
When you're really high and paranoid.
If she's over 25 (she's had way more time to get a STD* this rule does not apply to your friends mom).
-------When not to wear them:
When you're going green* -see going green post.
When you're drunk. (can't feel shit, better to throw your nuts on a craps game then not nut at all)
When you're rolling (E or molly increases serotonin, which increases feeling and decreases one's desire to rock a rubber).
When you wanna try out ass to mouth.
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