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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, June 8, 2008

But Her Face...

I really reaaalllly absolutely do not give a fuck what a girl looks like from the front.

Reverse cowgirl is my favorite position of all time and my 2nd favorite is doggystyle, so when I see a really hot girl on the street wearing white pants and it is apparent that her ass is phenomenal and her hair is great or she has some kinda dress or skirt jumpoff on and her legs are perfect and then you run up to spit game to her and her face looks like someone hit it with a meat tenderizer, I don't let myself get that heart dropping feeling you get on a roller coaster, I just treat her worse and she likes me better for it and I fuck the ugly out of her face then make love to her backside.

Butter Faces are A-OKAY

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