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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Friday, June 6, 2008

Why Won't She "S" the "D"?

You might think she's a selfish bitch cuz she won't suck your dick, but she's actually a really sweet girl, it's just that she has... well she has... she has fuckin HERPES alright!!!

at least she's nice enough to not pass the hot potato around

"I'm too tired"

"I hate doing that"

na bitch you got herpitis

Fact: 99.99% of women absolutely adore sucking cock and swallowing baby batter (the 0.01% have hairlips and you don't want head from a hairlipian, trust me)

So as Bobby McFerrin would say "Don't Worry Be Happy."
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