Mad Cow Disease

Have you ever gone down on a girl and she has a grotesque vagina?

Well I certainly have.

Does her sandwich have too much roast beef and not enough bread?

Are her pastrami drapes bigger than your tongue?

Can her beef curtains open up a Broadway musical?

If the answer to these questions is yes, call a mulligan and abort.

If you don't, her beefy pussy could give you mad cow disease.