About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Chili Flakes

My dick is not a piece of pizza so do not treat it as such, I am issuing a cease and desist order on you bitches that think they can just sprinkle red chili-pepper flakes on my cock like you would a NY slice, this is unacceptable and once this reform has been made I will demand further reform into the unpizzafying of my dick, I don't have any herperroni so keep ur parmesan discharge away from me


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