I'll stop hysterically laughing if you stop queefing you weird bitch, that shit ain't no myth, I just found like four new layers.
Your pussy feels like lasagna, everytime I get through a layer of beef there's more weird flat noodle shit
I get two fingers in and I'm like alright that's a pussy and then I push them another knuckle and what do I find?
One of those blind salamanders straight outta "Planet Earth" swimming in your cavernous slime tunnel.
I'm not saying your vagina is loose, but I am saying you need a dreidel cock to satisfy your abnormal insides
I'd have to stir my dick like an egg beater to beat your eggs right
... but I'm ready and willing to go spelunking among your stalactites if you promise not to care when I don't ever call you again or make you cum in the first place
Deal?
k let's pretend you had a choice in the first place
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