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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Unacceptable Behavior

After being given the kind courtesy of having your stinkbox ravaged by my purple headed yogurt slinger, and then having my cocksauce politely sprayed all over your stomach. HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO PULL THE ROLL-OVER MOVE, THUS USING MY COMFORTER AS YOUR CUM-RAG TO WIPE MY BABY JUICE OFF YOUR PROBABLY MEDIOCRE BODY.

--This fucking guy was at the Sheraton Buenos Aires pool clipping his fucking nails!!!! 
'chu fuckeeng keeding mee mane??  do that shit in your room, I'd rather walk on rusty nails and hot bloody glass than THAT GUY's dried booger covered nail clippings
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