The Great Escape vs. 10,000 B.C.

The Great Escape: Watching this movie was like a three hour blowjob from Heather iDeepthroat.  10,000 B.C: was like a 2 hour suckjob from Predator; aside from being off on the Pyramids by 7,000 years, and the annoying pointless translating that went on throughout the whole fucking thing; I'd rather watch an Aids patient rape my girlfriend. I've never seen so much violence with so little blood. It was like watching porn with no cumshot. It reminded me of  Cinemax porn (ie. same quality acting, storyline, and special effects).  But no, they wouldn't even throw in some titties or a nice ass to spice it up, just a bunch of neanderthal uglies speaking fucking english, but yet calling guys on horses "4 legged demons," MUTHAFUCKA if you can speak english you can call shit by its fucking name.