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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Monday, March 17, 2008

Bounty Could Pick Things Up a Little Quicker in my Opinion

Alright fo' real this has got to stop.  What is it with the current popularity of being too drunk to take your tampon out properly and having your bloody pussy-egg-nog and cervix-juice be thinned out by your alcohol consumption resulting in "the shining" pouring out of your axe-wound onto my brand new bathroom mat... and how the fuck did you leave a stain on a black rug you grimey bitch?!?!?!? 

P.S. that was round 2, either learn how to bleed, or stop eating and get fuckin  amenhhorea so your period doesn't leave an exclamation point in my fuckin bathroom dumb BITCH.
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