About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Bitches Eat Jizz!!!!


Wanna know why I never called you back?

Cuz you suck dick like an 8th grader.

Practice makes perfect, and keep your teeth out of this cuz this is between me and you only.  And if I ever see you spit my perfectly fermented and aged single malt cum into the sink again you will be bukkaked in your sleep.
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