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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Monday, March 17, 2008

If...

If I had Eli's dick for a day, I Would run up a higher STD tab than Jompso's mom's credit card in vegas... then give it back to him, no homo.

If you are fucking a prostitute you have to remind her of that fact that she does indeed have a dad.

If you are dating an anorexic girl, and you find out that she is fa sho anorexic, you should help her out by putting her on a strict jizz diet, she will appreciate it and so will you (win win muthafucka).

If a girl's giving you a suckjob and asks you to tell her when you are going to cum, don't (duh), but also make sure she's not minding the stepchildren at the time cuz she will feel your balls tense up and your extravagant plan of making her choke on your jizz and cough it out through her nose will be foiled.


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