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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Invent This Shit

Pills to make your cum taste like pina colada or strawberry daquiri or hershey's syrup, girls give less head once they reach college, so they need more incentive to start sucking dick than salty, thick gooey cock-sauce, they'd rather lick their mucus off a tissue, I can't be bothered to chug pineapple juice and eat celery all the time, make me a fuckin pill so my dick-shake makes bitches want seconds, cuz I got two balls and one blow-job is never enough.
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