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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Should I Just Keep Your Bra on?



Let's face it, you got a good face, nice ass, some of the things you say are funny, your voice is kinda annoying but not off the charts bad... but bitch you got yourself a pair of Gorilla Tits!

It looks like there's a faucet under your tits, but instead of buyin water balloons you used regular ones.

They look like traffic cones that got left out in the sun and started to melt sideways.

Your nipples don't even fit in my mouth, what the fuck is your baby going to do... he's gunna need a fuckin giraffe neck and a boa constrictor jaw if he wants to survive.

I'm just sayin... it's weird, I feel like alien killer klowns are gunna bust outta your bosoms and eat my face

now i'm not sayin i'm not dtf, i'm just sayin, lets do it doggystyle or blindfold and handcuff me

Something please, i'll work with you, but keep those creepy problem child, bride of chucky twins away from me

I don't need to tittyfuck you I could use each tit as an individual fleshlight... weeeeeeeiiiiird

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