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We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Vaginas... the New Napkins????

Yes ladies, it is true, I do not wash my hands before I fingerboss you. I'm out at the bars all night, exchanging money, giving high fives to really sleazy people, and probly even fingerbossing some other bitch. Do I think to wash my hands? no.

Don't act like you're some kind of fucking saint either, bitch, I've seen you suck my friends dick, suck my dick, then make out with some kid that sucks; thus mixing two types of baby batter into some poor soul's mouth.

Well I don't feel bad for that kid (cuz I have no conscience) and I don't feel bad for you either when you start growing coral out of your meat sleeve.

I'm all about the environment (obviously not about your pussy's ecosystem) so I'm not about to waste baby wipes, hot wing napkins, or purell, just so you can itch less and thus sleep better at night, get over yourself... you're not that hot... or maybe you are, but the only bitch I care about is Mother Earth, and I've already knife-raped her repeatedly.


THIS IS THE PETRI DISH YEAST CULTURE THAT IS YOUR VAGINA --- (she's bakin a loaf and it's sourdough)

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