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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sagging For Girls

It is officially time to bring back low riser jeans and thongs sticking out the back. Frankie B's were the shit. I know it's not 8th grade anymore and you think it's trashy. But bitch you are trashy. Look at you. It almost makes me want to wear a condom with you... almost.

I fuckin love thongs sticking out the back of yo jeans, I can imagine what your ass looks like and I fuckin love it.

Don't give me that "they don't make short shirts anymore." Just lose all the weight u gained since 8th grade, let's face it your tits haven't grown and you haven't gotten taller. You won't look any trashier than you do mid-train. Who the fuck are you kidding?


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