About Me

We just want you all to know... especially you BITCHES (which yes refers to all women, except our moms) that we pledge to keep it as real as possible. This site is written by a collection of 10 of the gnarliest guys you've ever seen from both coasts. It is intended to provide advice to men on dealing with women, and advice to women on when to shut the fuck up and how to dress and how to groom your sausage wallets, etc... If you don't like what we say, suck the warts off Oren's dick, and bathe in our ball temperature jizz... no homo... no emo

Friday, October 10, 2008

Is it Worth It?

The answer, my friend, is no. No matter what's going through your head or which mouth your head is going through -- don't drive home with a .24 BAC. I know there's been talk of your jimmy dean nestling into a brand new juicy sausage wallet -- when the cop pulls you over and all you can do is laugh quietly and stumble...you're a goddamn idiot. The only cumshots in jail that night will be in you and you probably wont enjoy it.

go green
lose weight
invest in windpower
fuck you

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